About us

About Us (Our Royal "We" and the Creative Madness)

We operate strictly in the royal plural because our rational inclination toward creative madness is fully backed by our legal counsel. Etymologically speaking, we like to remind everyone that school and leisure were originally spaces reserved for spiritual growth and the optimization of humanalogical data computing—that is, analog logic applied to existential dread.

Our track record is as real as it is irreverent. The regional government of Castilla-La Mancha crowned us with laurels back in 2009, selecting our poetic work before they could fully grasp the scale of our performance art. Since then, we have deployed a remarkable poetic apparatus throughout Madrid in DIN A-4 format, executed with raw bravery before a puzzled audience, resulting in a notable and highly entertaining failure. If you are going to fail, do it with style and a crowd.

🧠 The Clinical-Literal Profile

We possess and thoroughly enjoy Gastaut-Geschwind syndrome. Yes, the exact same neuro-philosophical profile as Dostoevsky himself, but with no blood spilled other than our own. This manifests as relentless hypergraphia and the fact that we have been devouring books since 1983, at the very least. When we are not operating with the written word, we perform tattoos, visual arts, and fiercely cultivate the heroic sonnet and traditional folk songwriting (as audited on our YouTube channel).

🧪 Ballistics, Genomes, and Chemistry

Lately, our drive to decode the source code of the cosmos has led us to study ballistics, genomic mining, and ultimately, a formal degree in Chemistry at the National Distance Education University (UNED). From the poem to the beaker, the underlying matrix remains unchanged.

We simply cannot conceive life without the friction of comedy and philosophy: we stand by a pure Democritean approach (laughter as a cosmic survival mechanism) versus the permanent, sour-faced weeping of Heraclitus.

Welcome to the laboratory. Loosen your quantum tie and look up Epictetus. Your first existential audit begins now.

https://es.scribd.com/document/624162672/Carlos-Lopez